Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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Reblog if you have a gaming device of any kind

fearless-astridhofferson:

moonjail:

ilovesuperwholockstuck:

serpent-of-despair:

askslendermaneuniverse:

deadlyassassinsheadquarters:

g-garasu:

hayatos-hideout:

I just want to test the gamer side of Tumblr

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I have every xbox

I have every Playstation

Are there really people that have no gaming device at all???

Computers can play games.

You either reblog this or you’re a liar.

ps3, wii u, game cube, super nintendo, and some weird DS of some sort

NES, Super Nintendo, DS Lite, Laptop, Playstation 2, PSP PS Vita, and my phone

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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jaclcfrost:

if u can’t imagine ur otp on a long road trip together with no set destination in mind with things happening like their car breaking down at one point or stopping at a store to argue over what snacks to buy and taking turns driving while the other rests and checking into a little inn or hotel on the way and pulling off to just chill and look at the sky together do u really ship it

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fabulusly:

*shaves legs seductively* 

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huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

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melchiott:

Opppai (おっぱい) is the Japanese word for meaning hope. In Japan when you want to give someone hope you tell them, 私のおっぱいを感じる which means. 
"I’ll give you my hope."
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